Chuck. Norris. I have a secret. I l-o-v-e Chuck Norris. I am infatuated with Chuck Norris facts. I am also obsessed with Chuck’s hair. Business in the front. Party in the back. Just Chuck’s name makes me laugh. Because it’s a Friday and Friday’s are for fun, without any special order, here are some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts for you:
-Chuck Norris eats bullets for breakfast. Watch out when he burps. (I heard that his son made that one up).
-Chuck Norris took a whole bottle of sleeping pills. He blinked.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. (Where – in – the – world – is Carmen SanDiego? – sing it!)
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-If you can spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble. You win. Forever.
-Chuck can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
See – I told you I like Chuck Norris Facts!! And while this Chuck-Collage is not made of pictures I took, a post about Chuck Norris without a picture, would be pretty sad. Chuck, can’t you just smile for one picture??! I guess Chuck is too serious to smile…or blink…or express emotion….