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Funky Friday = Chuck Norris

Chuck.  Norris.  I have a secret.  I l-o-v-e Chuck Norris.  I am infatuated with Chuck Norris facts.  I am also obsessed with Chuck’s hair.  Business in the front.  Party in the back.   Just Chuck’s name makes me laugh.  Because it’s a Friday and Friday’s are for fun, without any special order, here are some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts for you:

 

-Chuck Norris eats bullets for breakfast.  Watch out when he burps.  (I heard that his son made that one up).

 

-Chuck Norris took a whole bottle of sleeping pills.  He blinked.

 

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

-Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.  (Where – in – the – world – is Carmen SanDiego? – sing it!)

 

-Chuck Norris does not sleep.  He waits.

 

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

-When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

 

-If you can spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble.  You win.  Forever.

 

-Chuck can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

 

See – I told you I like Chuck Norris Facts!!  And while this Chuck-Collage is not made of pictures I took, a post about Chuck Norris without a picture, would be pretty sad.  Chuck, can’t you just smile for one picture??!  I guess Chuck is too serious to smile…or blink…or express emotion….

 

 

 Happy Friday!

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